Dearest Wirey Ones,

As if ThisIsWired wasn’t cool enough on land, your favourite live music night is splashing out on some fancy digs for next month’s event!

This May bank holiday we invite you to board the R.S. Hispaniola along with our pals and gals at Benefit from Victoria Embankment for ThisIsWired At Sea.

Starting at 4pm sharp, we’ll be setting sail (figuratively) with cocktails on the Hula Deck as our very own Captain Kate will be unveiling surprises throughout the evening.

Dinner at Lashtitude on the upper deck is an absolute must! See below to check out the menu and book your table.

Once the wine and whisky’s in full effect, our headline act and long time Wirey family friend Jodie Abacus will take to the stage. Described as swirling mix of Jamiroquai, Thundercat, Flying Lotus and Stevie Wonder, Jodie’s #1 position on Hypemachine and support from the likes of iD, Noisey and Fader make it clear why he’s been specially selected by our Wirey team.

After the main event it’s all hands on decks as Chris Loco drops some big tunes for the cabin crew to see out the bank holiday evening. Warning: boring bitches will be forced to walk the plank!

This is just the first of many exciting new events we’ve got lined up this year. Keep your eyes peeled and your twitter refreshed for @thisiswired for updates.

Please RSVP at your earliest convenience and Bon Voyage!